i am body

this is an abridged copy of story i wrote some years ago called "i am body"

hi my name is body and my owner expects me to do things that i can not always do she wants me to run and concentrate, but how can i do this when she does not feed me. so she gets mad with me and feeds me sugar i get really quick and she likes this so she eats more sugar but this then makes me tired and shaky which upsets her even more.

if my owner wants me to do the things she wants like drive a car without crashing, concentrate on her work keep awake and work really hard at the gym so she run her triathlons she needs to feed me good food and not starve me in the morning, eating at midnight does not help i like to store that food as big fat fluffy cushions but again she gets mad at me,she does not like big fluffy white cushions i do not know why they make the chair softer.

so if my owner wants to be happy with me she needs to treat me right cause i donot think she has another body, and you only get one chance with the one you have